Jobot on a weekday afternoon

In a coffee shop with a hipster couple softly breaking up next to me. He is not being very communicative. She has red strappy shoes that make her more compelling and her Eastern European accented coos and giggles bring my ears to attention as I sit alone with them in the side room. Just feet from them. She admitted to using his Netflix account yesterday to watch movies even though they are on the rocks. He left the room to buy a Nutella crepe with strawberries on the side and no whipped cream. He offered her the last bite. She declined. "If I tell you that I like you, that's upsetting to you..." He chews.